With the Deepwater Horizon well still gushing crude oil into the Gulf of Mexico, and after seven long weeks of secretive operations, it is finally clear what British Petroleum is doing about its man-made catastrophe.

Chance of a million, TENTHMIL caught the story on a coffee break.  It is now widely syndicated.

Through an exclusive, behind-the-scenes account of the cleanup process, and an insider’s look at the highest levels of decision-making, by the investigative division of the public information group UCB, we see exactly what is going on.

It’s all so clear now. 

Needless to say Americans are furious at BP’s crude excrement, and the oil that is gushing from the sea bowels, rapidly enveloping and swirling around the Gulf of Mexico like a clogged toilet bowl.  We need immediate answers before the mess rises further and starts lapping our…

feet.

Now is a state of emergency.  The incited American public wants justice, before the responsible parties cash out and vanish.  In the land that brought you freedom of information, we don’t take too kindly to Stonewall Jacksoning, especially from corporate Britannia, after they’ve invaded and polluted our very own Bayou…[gasp]. 

That’s it.  Cajuns!  We should have known the Brits wouldn’t stop at Trafalgar.  As the Ragin’ Cajun himself stated, “We are at war!”  Hopefully, President Obama will heed this warning and blockade all offshore drill rigs whose names bear the prefix “HMS.”

This revealing video has already shattered the opacity of the situation, which was so militantly maintained for weeks on end. 

Now, it is up to us journalists, law enforcers, rescuers, citizens and activists, one and all.  We must press even harder, demand information even boldlier, and hold accountable-er.  Waves of truth will wash over the ramparts of criminal obscurity, like, I don’t know…crude oil over a containment boom.

Then, when the day is ours we will have a good laugh.  And tea time.